{"id":10649,"date":"2016-10-29T10:27:44","date_gmt":"2016-10-29T08:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?p=10649"},"modified":"2016-10-29T09:18:45","modified_gmt":"2016-10-29T07:18:45","slug":"den-enbente-pirat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?p=10649","title":{"rendered":"Den enbente pirat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=10691\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10691\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10691\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=10691\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirathaloween.png?fit=219%2C230&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"219,230\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pirathaloween\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirathaloween.png?fit=219%2C230&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-10691\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirathaloween-150x150.png?resize=101%2C101\" alt=\"pirathaloween\" width=\"101\" height=\"101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirathaloween.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirathaloween.png?zoom=2&amp;resize=101%2C101&amp;ssl=1 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 101px) 100vw, 101px\" \/><\/a>Jeg har aldri feiret Halloween f\u00f8r, bortsett fra \u00e5 ha fulgt med ungene litt p\u00e5 avstand n\u00e5r de i yngre dager gikk ut p\u00e5 &laquo;knask eller knep&raquo;. Men n\u00e5 er det min tur! Og\u00a0det er vel soleklart hva jeg m\u00e5tte kle meg ut som?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e5r man f\u00f8rst blir invitert til Haloweenparty hos en amerikansk vertinne, s\u00e5 m\u00e5 man jo si ja &#8211; da f\u00e5r man\u00a0vel kanskje et\u00a0begrep om hvordan det egentlig skal v\u00e6re &#8211; og ikke den versjonen som mange her p\u00e5 berget utf\u00f8rer. S\u00e5 det var jo ingen tvil om at jeg skulle si ja til det &#8211; og dermed kle meg ut for f\u00f8rste gang siden en gang p\u00e5 90-tallet!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=10690\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10690\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10690\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=10690\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirat2.jpg?fit=941%2C2100&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"941,2100\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1477682843&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0588235294118&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pirat2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirat2.jpg?fit=459%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-10690\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirat2-134x300.jpg?resize=134%2C300\" alt=\"pirat2\" width=\"134\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirat2.jpg?resize=134%2C300&amp;ssl=1 134w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirat2.jpg?resize=768%2C1714&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirat2.jpg?resize=459%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 459w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/pirat2.jpg?w=941&amp;ssl=1 941w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 134px) 100vw, 134px\" \/><\/a>Og siden 10. april i fjor har vel det heller ikke v\u00e6rt noen tvil om hva den enbente skipper n\u00e6rmest er programforpliktet til \u00e5 kle seg ut som?<\/p>\n<p>Jepp, mer autentisk pirat enn meg er det ikke mulig \u00e5 f\u00e5! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Men kostymet ble ikke helt komplett, for det bestilte trebenet som ortopediingeni\u00f8ren min skulle ordne ble dessverre ikke ferdig i tide. S\u00e5 det f\u00e5r gj\u00f8re sin debut til sommeren eller til neste Haloween. Riktignok ikke et helt ekte (selv om det finnes det ogs\u00e5), men et slags skall som ser ut som tre som jeg kan feste rundt den metallstanga jeg n\u00e5 har.<\/p>\n<p>Men likevel, ganske s\u00e5 autentisk likevel! Bekledningen bestod av en av mine shortser og en skjorte fra sommerens antrekk som kunne g\u00e5 som en slags piratskjorte, og deretter<a href=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=10689\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10689\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10689\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=10689\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_1431.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1477687764&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1600&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0588235294118&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_1431\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_1431.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright wp-image-10689\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_1431-300x225.jpg?resize=155%2C116\" alt=\"img_1431\" width=\"155\" height=\"116\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_1431.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_1431.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 155px) 100vw, 155px\" \/><\/a> en parykk, en t\u00f8rkle i halsen og en lapp over \u00f8yet. Det hele komplettert med en sabel i plast&#8230; Jeg kj\u00f8pte for\u00f8vrig ogs\u00e5 inn litt teatersminke, men fikk ikke tid til \u00e5 f\u00e5 p\u00e5 den!<\/p>\n<p>Sammen med rederinnen &#8211; for anledningen kledd ut som hamburger (!) &#8211; ankom vi dermed haloweenfesten fredag som et helt usl\u00e5elig par! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg har aldri feiret Halloween f\u00f8r, bortsett fra \u00e5 ha fulgt med ungene litt p\u00e5 avstand n\u00e5r de i yngre dager gikk ut p\u00e5 &laquo;knask eller knep&raquo;. Men n\u00e5 er det min tur! Og\u00a0det er vel soleklart hva jeg m\u00e5tte kle meg ut som? 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