{"id":8041,"date":"2016-02-27T09:45:27","date_gmt":"2016-02-27T08:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?p=8041"},"modified":"2016-02-27T10:04:46","modified_gmt":"2016-02-27T09:04:46","slug":"en-liten-torturtur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?p=8041","title":{"rendered":"En liten torturtur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=8048\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8048\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8048\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=8048\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6592.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1456482113&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000125992188484&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_6592\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6592.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-8048\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6592-150x150.jpg?resize=79%2C79\" alt=\"IMG_6592\" width=\"79\" height=\"79\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6592.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6592.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=79%2C79&amp;ssl=1 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 79px) 100vw, 79px\" \/><\/a>Som dere kanskje fikk med dere i g\u00e5r s\u00e5 overnattet jeg i b\u00e5ten fra i g\u00e5r til i dag. Hvordan det gikk kan dere lese om i morgen, for dette innlegget handler om noe annet som skjedde p\u00e5 fredag.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Det har jo v\u00e6rt et flott v\u00e5rlig v\u00e6r i og rundt Oslo de siste dagene, og jeg lekte derfor litt med tanken p\u00e5 \u00e5 komme meg litt ut p\u00e5 sj\u00f8en fredag formiddag f\u00f8r jeg skulle p\u00e5 jobb.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=8049\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8049\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8049\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=8049\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6593.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1456482121&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00048007681229&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_6593\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6593.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-8049\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6593-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"IMG_6593\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6593.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6593.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Men som B-menneske er det ikke s\u00e5 lett \u00e5 komme seg opp om morgenen, og denne solfylte fredagen var ikke et unntak&#8230; S\u00e5 da jeg sto opp n\u00e6rmere halv elleve var jeg veldig klar over at jeg ikke ville rekke en b\u00e5ttur.<\/p>\n<p>Men jeg m\u00e5tte likevel ned i b\u00e5thavna ettersom jeg skulle overnatte i b\u00e5ten. Jeg pakket en bag med gensere, sovepose, flytedrakt, medisinene mine, og en Pepsi-Max. Det aller mest n\u00f8dvendige, alts\u00e5! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I tillegg hadde jeg et \u00e6rend p\u00e5 butikken og skulle rekke \u00e5 dusje f\u00f8r jeg m\u00e5tte rekke 13-b\u00e5ten fra brygga for \u00e5 komme meg p\u00e5 jobb. Og med den farta &laquo;Bippe&raquo; gj\u00f8r hadde jeg d\u00e5rlig tid allerede da jeg dro hjemmefra s\u00e5vidt f\u00f8r klokka 11&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=8047\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8047\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8047\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=8047\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6590.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1456482079&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00030303030303&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_6590\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6590.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-8047\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6590-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"IMG_6590\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6590.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6590.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Jeg var nede i b\u00e5thavna 20 minutter senere og fikk n\u00e6rmest vondt i magen. Sj\u00f8en l\u00e5 der rolig, lekker og innbydende, himmelen var bl\u00e5 og sola varmet! Bare temperaturen var feil!<\/p>\n<p>Siden jeg visste at jeg ikke ville komme meg avg\u00e5rde n\u00e5, s\u00e5 var det rene torturen, rent ut sagt en lidelse, \u00e5 g\u00e5 langs bryggekanten ut til b\u00e5ten. Jeg f\u00f8lte n\u00e6rmest at jeg m\u00e5tte be b\u00e5ten om unnskyldning fordi jeg ikke tok den ut en liten tur&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Jeg bet tenna sammen, gikk ut p\u00e5 utriggeren med bagen og bare kastet den inn i sofaen bak i b\u00e5ten. Opprinnelig var planen \u00e5 starte opp motoren og la den g\u00e5 p\u00e5 tomgang noen minutter, men det har v\u00e6rt s\u00e5pass mildt de siste dagene at jeg droppet det. Og jeg hadde ikke tid heller.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=8050\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8050\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8050\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/?attachment_id=8050\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6594.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1456482128&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0003279763857&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_6594\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6594.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-8050\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6594-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"IMG_6594\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6594.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pequod.nesodd1.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/IMG_6594.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Dessuten, hadde jeg g\u00e5tt om bord i b\u00e5ten er det ikke sikkert at jeg hadde villet g\u00e5 i land igjen med det f\u00f8rste, s\u00e5 jeg tror det var best for b\u00e5de meg og ikke minst jobben at jeg kom meg tilbake til scooteren og tok rake veien hjem! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Vel, senere p\u00e5 kvelden, etter jobb, kom jeg meg i det minste tilbake til b\u00e5ten! Det kan dere lese mer om i morgendagens blogginnlegg!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Som dere kanskje fikk med dere i g\u00e5r s\u00e5 overnattet jeg i b\u00e5ten fra i g\u00e5r til i dag. Hvordan det gikk kan dere lese om i morgen, for dette innlegget handler om noe annet som skjedde p\u00e5 fredag. 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